I THINK THIS POEM IS HILARIOUS...

Tenuous and Precarious

Tenuous and Precarious
Were my guardians,
Precarious and Tenuous,
Two Romans.

My father was Hazardous,
Hazardous,
Dear old man,
Three Romans.

There was my brother Spurious,
Spurious Posthumous
Spurious was spurious
Was four Romans.

My husband was Perfidious
He was perfidious,
Five Romans.

Surreptitious, our son,
Was surreptitious
He was six Romans.

Our cat Tedious
Still lives,
Count not Tedious
Yet.

My name is Finis,
Finis, Finis,
I am Finis,
Six, five, four, three, two,
One Roman,
Finis

Stevie Smith

(Roubei este poema delicioso lá da Laura, com imagem e tudo; peço perdão aos lusófonos, mas não resisti...)